I want to meet my favourite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them

the ladies of marvel
ireaditinthepapersoitmustbetrue:
Is that a girl or a boy? And you smile because today maybe you might just pass. But then you see their eyes register no facial hair, no knot in your throat, no bulge in your pants. They say it again, louder, tauntingly.
Is that a girl or a boy.This time they know the answer and they just want to see you squirm.
And you do.
And they snicker.
“IT” performed by Kavindu “Kavi” Ade.There are no words for the emotions that this video causes.
crying
Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
im not too worried about north korea threatening to blow the usa/south korea up because seriously they do that like every goddamn day at this point its just like. okay north korea. we get it. you have weapons and a god complex. calm the absolute fuck down
there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:
don’t say “fanboy”
i dont care if you are male
you are a fangirl
I am a fanman
Excuse me, but I am a fangentleman
how to be a REAL fan
- like the thing
- don’t harass the people involved with the thing
















